Smite If You Will

Militant religious types never fail to amuse me. A wise and observant individual (whose name I have forgotten, though suffice it to say that it is not me) once said:

"A holy war is like two people arguing over who has the biggest imaginary friend."

To all such people, I have only one thing to say. Prepare yourself, for this is a profound insight.
Someone is wrong.
That's right. Everyone is convinced that theirs is the superior faith, and the only one to guarantee eternal salvation and so forth. But someone has to be wrong.
Think carefully about what, if anything, you believe. Be sure you know well your faith, and whence its fundaments lie. Study hard, children. There will be a test afterward.