Rise and Shine, Kiddies

Woo-hoo!
Doesn't democracy give you a rush?
Yeah, me neither.
In any case, the polls are alive and swinging in most places, and voter fraud intimidation manipulation participation is proceeding at a fantastic pace. So send the kids to the neighbors', lock Rover in the barn, and head on down for some hot, wild, electoral action. It's the most fun you can have while potentially deciding the future course of civilization.
Meanwhile, the predictions are beginning to fly almost as furiously as the bullshit lawsuits. Which candidate is the American public, in its infinite and infallible wisdom, going to enthrone? It's hard to tell at this point, but I'm putting my money on Dewey...