Things I've learned in the last forty-eight hours:
Mashed potatoes can turn pink, if you leave them in the refrigerator long enough.
Red rubber lungs make a very poor promotional tool. (But would be a great name for a rock band, I have no doubt.)
At 97 dB, even Cirque du Soleil sounds like Megadeth.
Most people believe that a PowerPoint presentation on organic fertilizer would become homicidally boring after ten minutes. They are dead wrong. The correct figure is something like 3.7 minutes.
K-Y Jelly is not suitable for use in construction...of anything.
About Me
- The Masked Logician
- I am the Masked Logician. Once staunchly opposed to ignorance and intellectual apathy, I now actively encourage and contribute to both. Cognitive Dissidence is both the vehicle for my peculiar brand of philosophic chaos and the record of my cerebral sallies against the world at large. I invite you to accompany me if you will, but proceed with caution: Objects in the mirror may be less logical than they appear.
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