Happy Holiday Angst

I'm not even bothering to weigh in on the "War on Christmas" issue. Frankly, I have more important things to do, like organizing my socks by threadcount.

Fortunately, there's someone out there willing to take this thing to the mat for the betterment of all mankind.

Note: You just thought I was a frothing mass of cynical, vitriolic rage.

I only wish I could say I disagreed...