Patience is a virtue...

...but then, so is chastity, and that's no fun either.

For any of you out there who give a rat's ass, I promise that I am not yet clinically dead, and that, moreover, whilst I still retain some level of neural function, I plan to resume the word production at some point in the foreseeable future.

Meanwhile, feel free to hang out, browse the archives, enjoy the complimentary mmusic music in your head, and, when you get ready to leave, howsabout you follow this carefully selected totally random link that I culled from a selection of edifying material pulled out of my ass just now.

Don't drink the Kool-Aid, kids.

Hasta pronto.